三貓先生傳 - 貓

Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-13T19:58

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諸羅人陳某，飼三貓於室，甚愛之。
一日自花市購貓薄荷以反，摘葉授之，貓顛撲翻滾，意甚暇適，如吸大麻貌。陳某乃置盆
於陽台，以魔鬼沾封窗，自道安矣。是夜陳某睡，貓群合力撕紗窗而出，據陽台掘貓薄荷
大嚼，盆土具傾狼藉，貓猶立於高樓窗台共望旭日，其色迷迷濛。陳某醒，見之駭然，遂
敲鮪魚罐誘之入室，鎖窗後以掌擊貓，貓群大駭奔逃，竟不知恥! 太史公曰:毒品害人甚
矣，於貓亦然，能不慎乎?

夜讀聊齋，仿古人記貓咪蠢事；貓友們慎之慎之

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Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-11-14T15:37
寫的真有趣！
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-11-17T10:05
哈哈！太好笑
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-11-17T19:38
有梗!
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By Joseph
at 2016-11-17T22:04
好強啊
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By Lauren
at 2016-11-21T06:18
笑了XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-22T08:43
居然www 寫得真好
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-11-23T15:00
太有才了XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-11-23T16:04
有笑有推 XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-11-25T17:15
好有畫面的古文
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-11-28T10:55
太猛了XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-12-03T00:13
XD 好強
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-12-05T11:47
謝謝大家，其實也就是三隻蠢貓的日常（遠目）
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-12-07T02:31
好有畫面！
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-12-07T18:04
太好笑了XD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-12-09T07:26
來朝聖了
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-09T22:15
太可愛了！
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-12-11T07:57
借分享可嗎？
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-12-13T20:11
好厲害XDDD
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By Elma
at 2016-12-18T12:41
太史公曰XDDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-12-22T00:17
遂敲鮪魚罐誘之入室 — 笑死哈哈哈
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-12-24T16:26
同為貓奴請隨意分享
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-12-25T03:08
推XDDDD
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-12-28T05:12
好文
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-01T00:20
太厲害了，讚
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By John
at 2017-01-02T18:26
哈哈哈哈哈哈很會
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By Aaliyah
at 2017-01-07T05:25
好有畫面 XD
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By Freda
at 2017-01-08T18:56
哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-01-09T01:48
"共望旭日，其色迷迷濛" 好有畫面感啊! 嘴角上揚推！
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-01-10T04:51
太強了!!
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By Freda
at 2017-01-12T00:39
好強XF
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By Bennie
at 2017-01-12T07:15
XD
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By Dora
at 2017-01-12T15:27
XDDD
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By Tracy
at 2017-01-14T05:41
好強！ XDDDD
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By Sandy
at 2017-01-15T05:48
好厲害
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By Callum
at 2017-01-17T18:03
太有才了，好好笑XDDDDDDDD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2017-01-22T09:35
有笑有推
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By Xanthe
at 2017-01-24T13:34
哈哈，好可愛，真有才華！
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By Jacob
at 2017-01-27T20:51
好好笑 超有畫面
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-01-28T09:35
有才+有趣XDD
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By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-30T04:51
推才華+有趣XDDDDD
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By Madame
at 2017-02-02T17:52
好文共賞,借分享
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By Olivia
at 2017-02-06T06:06
推~好文!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-02-11T01:17
好可愛的文章XD
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By Connor
at 2017-02-15T03:54
哈哈哈，太可愛了
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By Zenobia
at 2017-02-16T14:07
好可愛～～
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By Bennie
at 2017-02-18T16:04
XDDDDD太強了
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By Faithe
at 2017-02-19T13:17
好可愛 XDDD
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By Olga
at 2017-02-20T08:46
有趣
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By Genevieve
at 2017-02-23T15:08
哈哈哈哈推！太有才了
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By Adele
at 2017-02-27T03:09
好慘

有沒有一貓養很久又養新貓的卦

Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-11-13T19:07
如題 家裡阿丸以前是養在二貓的家庭 聽前主說她並不是很喜歡另一隻貓(她是女生，另一隻貓是公貓) 相處沒有很好，而且她會亂大小便。 我在猜前主是不是只有放一個沙盆。 因為她在我們家從來沒有在沙盆以外的地方大小便。 我養她一貓已經快五年 最近可能會搬家到宜蘭透天 空間變大 有想要再收編一隻貓 但是擔心她已經獨處習 ...

親人愛撒嬌小貓送養

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By Doris
at 2016-11-13T18:22
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為什麼會一直叫

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By Isla
at 2016-11-13T17:49
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傷心出清貓用品：落砂墊、貓砂盆

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By Oscar
at 2016-11-13T15:19
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磨豆機(只用來磨飼料)

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By Hardy
at 2016-11-13T14:53
物品名稱: 迪朗奇磨豆機 型號KG40 尺寸大小: 到期日: 用到壞為止 商品描述: 這是我買來磨飼料的機器，只磨過約200克的飼料， 我是每次倒約25-30克的飼料下去， 幾乎沒有未磨碎的飼料。 詳細可參考:https://goo.gl/F9U9Pl 照片: http://i.imgur.com ...