冷氣出現雛鳥該怎麼辦....?? - 鳥

By Mia
at 2014-05-27T21:29

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1JX6ZUO9 ]

作者: wusbetz (我是白痴) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 冷氣出現雛鳥該怎麼辦....??
時間: Tue May 27 18:28:44 2014

※ 引述《Brad255 (四月望雨)》之銘言：
: 來朋友家幾天
: 他冷氣機運轉不順...
: 今天修理拆開裡面
: 有一個巢裡面還有幼鳥
: http://imgur.com/07vgVLB

: http://imgur.com/HNw9nZR

: 請問這種情況該怎麼辦???

看了一下照片
這幼鳥連一點毛都還沒長出來
這個層級的幼鳥死亡率還蠻高的
真的強力不推薦自己養

你可以等個一陣子,看看親鳥有沒有回來育雛
如果有
那就稍微忍個幾個月不要吹冷氣
慢慢等待幼鳥離巢

也不要沒事就去給他瞄兩眼
萬一驚嚇到親鳥
有些親鳥是會棄巢的
(生物其實是很講究投資風險的,很有趣)

萬一過了一陣子都沒有親鳥回來
那很有可能親鳥發生意外,也有可能是已經棄巢
要做確認只能用一種辦法

想辦法跟幼鳥要親鳥的手機號碼
然後打過去看看
如果沒接,那大概親鳥就是真的GG了
你可以準備聯絡野鳥協會來處理

如果有接
要記得壓低聲音
然後說"你的小孩現在在我手上,想要你小孩的命就拿贖金來"

親鳥如果掛你電話罵你"咕咕咕"
那這就是不負責任的父母
生了又不照顧,教育幼鳥,將來可能造成社會問題,非常糟糕
你可以準備聯絡野鳥協會來處理

如果親鳥很急的說"咕咕咕"
那你就可以跟他協調贖金金額和交易地點
千萬要記得多換幾個點
省的被鴿子當場以現行犯逮捕

大概就是這樣,good luck

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Tags: 鳥

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By Zanna
at 2014-05-30T02:25

靠後面怎麼歪掉了

By William
at 2014-06-03T10:36

古德拉克

By Emma
at 2014-06-03T13:41

只有一半認真…給箭頭

By Ina
at 2014-06-07T04:47

好幽默，竟然有這麼鳥的文章

By Annie
at 2014-06-11T18:09

贖金是100條蟲蟲!?

By Blanche
at 2014-06-15T23:08

哈哈

By Dorothy
at 2014-06-18T08:48

XDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2014-06-21T11:31

XDDDD

By Agnes
at 2014-06-26T04:54

前面有認真可惜爛尾

By Puput
at 2014-06-30T06:54

親鳥表示:希望他們下輩子做隻好鳥

By Ethan
at 2014-06-30T15:06

親鳥:我人在地獄麻煩把他們燒給我
樓上可能是楊過

By Dora
at 2014-07-05T11:25

如果他說咕咕咕咕咕,我要回他咕咕咕還是咕咕咕

By Quintina
at 2014-07-08T04:21

只要小孩還活著，附近沒有人類，親鳥回來的機率很高

By James
at 2014-07-11T11:41

你可以回"咕咕咕"

By James
at 2014-07-11T13:14

認真點啦XDDD

By Heather
at 2014-07-15T04:29

這我看比較像是啾啾啾不是咕咕咕

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-07-19T08:17

咕咕咕咕

By Agatha
at 2014-07-23T08:25

咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕

By Madame
at 2014-07-28T00:21

楊過是你?

By Isla
at 2014-07-31T15:25

姑姑我找妳找得好苦阿

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-08-04T17:11

估啥拉

By Mary
at 2014-08-09T15:59

古股固…故股骨（可以用蝗蟲取代嗎）

By Mia
at 2014-08-13T12:10

By Mia
at 2014-08-13T14:59

你後半段是來亂什麼啦？慢著！這其實是時事哏對吧？

By Kyle
at 2014-08-18T12:43

三小XD

By Damian
at 2014-08-23T03:40

還滿好笑的

By Rae
at 2014-08-26T10:37

送去離你家最近的派出所，鴿子應該知道怎麼育雛。

By Doris
at 2014-08-28T22:09

靠北. 我還以為是專業文

By Bennie
at 2014-08-31T09:58

觀念正確但後面怎歪掉了XDD

By Una
at 2014-09-03T03:36

前面超認真後面是啥小?

By Oscar
at 2014-09-04T13:42

馬的後面超展開室怎樣

By Audriana
at 2014-09-05T06:30

後面…

By Frederica
at 2014-09-07T17:28

你是奇片嗎?

By Adele
at 2014-09-11T22:54

幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2014-09-16T03:24

後面是在咕三小

By Tracy
at 2014-09-17T18:49

可以自轉就可嘛?

By Heather
at 2014-09-20T20:13

後面是什麼啦XDDDD

By Lily
at 2014-09-25T03:12

如果親鳥先報警再咕咕咕, 該怎麼辦?

By Zenobia
at 2014-09-28T00:59

咕咕咕有笑有推~~~~~~~~~

By Emily
at 2014-10-01T10:44

XDDDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2014-10-04T02:58

靠杯啊哈哈哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2014-10-08T11:58

前面很不錯，後來。。。。

By Frederica
at 2014-10-10T10:25

咕個屁阿XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2014-10-11T07:50

.....

By Lydia
at 2014-10-11T16:52

綠繡眼表示:我不會咕咕咕怎麼辦 QQ

By Franklin
at 2014-10-16T08:46

有笑有推

By Daniel
at 2014-10-18T00:17

有創意

By Frederica
at 2014-10-18T18:22

母鳥不回來應該也餓死了現在應該剩白骨

By Frederica
at 2014-10-19T04:07

有笑有推

By Franklin
at 2014-10-21T06:05

逼不得已可以自己餵鳥店有賣餵食器很便宜餵久了他會叫你

By Mia
at 2014-10-23T18:38

起床肚子餓會拼命叫有事沒事就叫叫叫阿也別放感情因為

By Gary
at 2014-10-28T05:22

後面是三小

By Enid
at 2014-11-01T02:42

等它會飛很可能就不會鳥你了餵食要稍微硬灌但要注意嗉囊
不要撐破不然就GG了

By Ophelia
at 2014-11-05T06:28

咕咕咕

By William
at 2014-11-07T02:36

前面很認真啊後面在衝下XDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2014-11-08T01:57

咕咕咕

By Bennie
at 2014-11-12T20:44

我到底看了什麼啊…

By William
at 2014-11-15T21:12

萬一他是說咕咕咕怎麼辦

By Rachel
at 2014-11-18T06:24

看到一半三小

By Audriana
at 2014-11-19T12:51

我接到的都是咕咕咕我只好跟雛鳥說咕咕咕他們回我咕咕咕
唉...

By Regina
at 2014-11-19T21:50

後半段是怎麼回事XDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2014-11-20T06:57

有笑有推XDD

By Necoo
at 2014-11-20T15:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2014-11-22T16:10

後半段也太歪了吧XDDDDD

By Megan
at 2014-11-25T04:05

我打去吱吱吱接電話咕咕咕雛鳥回了啾啾啾就聽到咕啾吵架

By Agnes
at 2014-11-26T19:07

靠么還好沒推專業

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-11-27T12:47

咕咕咕

By Noah
at 2014-11-30T16:53

推哈哈哈

By Sarah
at 2014-12-02T06:27

咕咕咕

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-12-04T10:42

XDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2014-12-05T15:47

專業幽默

By Donna
at 2014-12-09T17:57

有笑有推

By Mason
at 2014-12-10T18:33

XDDD認真一半

By Kama
at 2014-12-12T16:05

.......

By David
at 2014-12-16T11:13

咕咕咕

By Doris
at 2014-12-18T23:52

幹有差嗎咕咕咕

By Yedda
at 2014-12-19T01:48

;咕屁啊！哈哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2014-12-20T11:01

咕咕咕~

By Gary
at 2014-12-21T12:21

煩欸你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2014-12-24T00:36

...........................這三洨費雯

By Kristin
at 2014-12-28T14:22

咕三小 XDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2014-12-29T04:46

靠杯後面咕咕咕是咕三小阿鳥的問題怎麼解決阿阿阿阿阿

By George
at 2014-12-29T22:22

XDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2014-12-31T02:39

咕咕咕

By Emma
at 2014-12-31T08:20

咕咕咕咕咕

By Necoo
at 2015-01-02T19:36

過兒我在這!

By Callum
at 2015-01-04T21:31

有笑有推XDD

By William
at 2015-01-09T08:54

咕咕咕咕咕咕口古

By Kama
at 2015-01-09T10:11

如果鳥父母回啾啾啾呢XD

By Selena
at 2015-01-10T16:03

咕咕咕咕咕

By David
at 2015-01-14T21:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2015-01-15T11:35

XDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2015-01-18T00:51

XDD

By Anonymous
at 2015-01-18T11:22

By Rebecca
at 2015-01-23T06:47

咕咕咕咕咕咕

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-01-25T01:30

谷穀古

By Jacky
at 2015-01-25T12:49

好Q

By Zenobia
at 2015-01-29T19:46

靠這是什麼XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-01-30T14:51

想到上次學運爆料的鴿子XD

By Donna
at 2015-02-03T16:07

再不回來接雛鳥就賣去當雛妓

By Kyle
at 2015-02-04T19:28

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-02-07T07:41

靠杯喔三小爛尾

By Kristin
at 2015-02-11T19:40

真的是爛尾，裝回去看看親鳥有沒有回來吧

By Blanche
at 2015-02-16T13:19

過兒你不要雕了嘛

By Hedda
at 2015-02-20T11:29

咕咕~咕咕咕 XD

By Donna
at 2015-02-23T22:01

咕咕咕~

By Robert
at 2015-02-28T07:09

鴿子幹 XDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2015-03-01T22:46

雛妓XDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-03-04T16:17

看起來像是麻雀??? 但麻雀不是咕咕咕吧XD

By Olivia
at 2015-03-08T06:44

他們應該是看到巢的建材有鴿毛就覺得是鴿子

冷氣出現雛鳥該怎麼辦....?? - 鳥

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