壞咪 - 貓

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-22T14:42

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半年前，有隻手掌大的小傢伙跑到我們家來

在我奶奶的斗笠上理毛(還有大便)

我從小就討厭貓咪，覺得貓咪很邪惡

但不知為什麼，覺得這隻小傢伙看起來好孤單

應該是被生下來就沒有媽媽照顧了

我一靠近他就跑掉，於是我每天都放一湯匙的魚鬆在斗笠上
http://imgur.com/03g20rg

就這樣，這隻貓咪從此就賴在我家不走了

然後我的噩夢開始了，他開始跑到家裡亂大便跟尿尿

不知道丟了多少枕頭、棉被、坐墊、椅子、被單、床單

這隻壞貓咪有夠會跑，我家是透天厝

根本抓不到他

有天晚上我跟他大戰了兩小時，終於把他逼到廁所的角落
http://imgur.com/uDJ70tc

我不敢抓他，因為我覺得貓很可怕

而且我已經被他抓得手都是傷了

我不懂貓，也怕貓，算了，不理他了

要大就亂大吧，要尿就亂尿吧

後來我逛大創，看到有賣貓飼料跟貓砂

我各買一包回去

之後那隻貓真的乖乖得在那奇怪像木頭的貓砂上大便

我當時不懂，以為大過一次就要全部倒掉

我就覺得貓咪好花錢，不買我家都被他亂大便

還是買吧.....

於是我就成為了真正的貓奴了

開始問朋友去哪買貓砂跟貓飼料比較好

開始找一些資料，關於貓咪的習性以及喵語言

漸漸的，這隻貓越來越乖，越來越漂亮

我是做裝潢的，常常把他推出來打廣告

喔對了，他的名子叫咪咪

發音是 "迷密"

http://imgur.com/kzkfOXO

http://imgur.com/o6pA5hB

他是隻公貓

養了幾個月還是很壞

除了打主人，偷吃主人的便當，還會偷抓魚

http://imgur.com/UYyGC0q

不過我真的很愛他

我每天工作完回家

最大的消遣就是虐待他XD

http://imgur.com/vrG8hCc

其實不是虐待他啦，就是跟他玩

不管他願不願意

2016年3月20日

我要下樓時，哇靠，怎麼整棟房子都是貓尿味

臭咪咪，又給我亂尿尿

我找遍每個房間，都找不到貓尿在哪裡

想說算了，今天還要擺綠川市集，趕快出門

一出門，隔壁賣早點的先生

說

你家的貓咪，今天早上被車撞了

我去抱他的時候，就沒心跳了。

沒有傷，就像是睡著而已

他走得很快，沒有什麼痛苦

不要太傷心

咪咪的遺體被放在一個箱子裡，

我沒有打開看，只是隔著箱子跟咪咪說再見

家裡旁邊是獸醫院，它給了我動物生命禮儀公司的電話

我回到家，收拾收拾東西，假裝沒事一般的出門，

出門前，我再一次回到屋子裡，那股很重的貓尿味竟然不見了

我想，那是咪咪在等哥哥去看他

等我去跟他說再見

這隻壞貓咪

連死掉了都要跑回家亂尿尿

再也不養貓了

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Tags: 貓

All Comments

By Delia
at 2016-03-23T08:57

拍拍有洋蔥

By Dorothy
at 2016-03-25T19:09

乾有洋蔥原po rip

By Kumar
at 2016-03-28T07:00

洋蔥....QAQ

By Emma
at 2016-04-02T00:44

原po拍拍，能有你照顧是他這被子的幸福
話說這世界上知道有幾隻貓叫咪咪(笑

By Odelette
at 2016-04-03T18:52

話說這世界上不知道有幾隻貓叫咪咪(笑

By Elma
at 2016-04-05T02:22

拍拍

By Tracy
at 2016-04-07T01:02

請節哀（拍拍

By Ula
at 2016-04-10T17:02

洋蔥T^T

By Una
at 2016-04-13T09:03

哭了，拍拍

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-16T18:10

我餵養的浪貓昨天也離開了Q＿Q看到這篇又哭了:'(

By Victoria
at 2016-04-20T16:24

希望可以跟我們家麻麻在天上做好朋友 !!!!

By Olivia
at 2016-04-23T03:49

哭了，他去當天使了！你也要加油

By Hardy
at 2016-04-23T08:28

居然藏了大洋蔥…咪咪RIP...

By Ursula
at 2016-04-24T12:07

有洋蔥

By Jacky
at 2016-04-25T08:52

Q Q

By Ivy
at 2016-04-25T20:10

QAQ

By Elizabeth
at 2016-04-30T09:59

天啊洋蔥好大顆QQQQ

By Agatha
at 2016-05-03T04:24

哭了QAQ

By Mary
at 2016-05-04T13:56

請節哀

By Bethany
at 2016-05-07T17:00

有洋蔥，驚嚇了一下...咪咪一路好走.....

By Bethany
at 2016-05-10T01:40

拍拍QQ

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-14T07:56

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at 2016-05-18T11:16

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at 2016-05-20T03:01

拍拍，竟然放了大洋蔥QQ

By Dinah
at 2016-05-24T12:04

rip

By Frederic
at 2016-05-26T17:11

他很幸福的，在他有生之年有一個疼愛他包容他的人。

By Steve
at 2016-05-29T16:20

QQ,放洋蔥要先說啊！

By Steve
at 2016-06-02T18:59

可惡，有洋蔥埋伏啊.....

By Emma
at 2016-06-05T01:02

你一定很想他 (天啊我哭好久)

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-07T01:42

QQ RIP

By Rosalind
at 2016-06-08T16:10

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By Daniel
at 2016-06-09T19:10

怎麼這樣...

By Andrew
at 2016-06-10T12:11

By Iris
at 2016-06-14T19:11

By Yuri
at 2016-06-19T02:21

(T ^ T)

By Carol
at 2016-06-24T00:01

咪咪去轉好世了QQ

By Zanna
at 2016-06-27T01:25

QQ..被愛過,疼過~ 牠會更幸福的!!

By Belly
at 2016-07-01T05:08

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-05T05:28

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By Xanthe
at 2016-07-09T18:15

QAQ

By Andrew
at 2016-07-12T03:56

RIP

By Delia
at 2016-07-17T00:30

洋蔥埋伏QAQ迷密下輩子不要再做浪貓了

By Rae
at 2016-07-18T23:29

只要拷貝邀真的假的啦死掉還會回家偷尿

By Zenobia
at 2016-07-20T19:40

By Lydia
at 2016-07-22T01:47

好主人QQ

By Bethany
at 2016-07-25T01:13

By Irma
at 2016-07-27T19:32

竟然有洋蔥！！QQ. RUP

By Jack
at 2016-07-28T02:51

感受到主人滿滿的愛咪咪真的很幸福QQQQQQ

By Bennie
at 2016-07-29T12:04

洋蔥QQ

By Faithe
at 2016-07-31T09:01

哭哭

By Lily
at 2016-08-03T16:26

好大的洋蔥q______q

By Ivy
at 2016-08-04T13:03

拍拍 QQ

By Jake
at 2016-08-05T19:28

嗚嗚拍拍

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-08T19:40

害我大男生在辦公室大哭，怎樣算拉！！迷密給我好好投胎！

By Irma
at 2016-08-09T11:23

天啊！被洋蔥嗆到哭慘了

By Zora
at 2016-08-09T20:32

R.I.P

By Bennie
at 2016-08-12T09:38

By Bennie
at 2016-08-15T22:31

By Enid
at 2016-08-18T16:03

好哀傷喔

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-22T12:44

天啊...祂一定很高興能遇到你

By Mia
at 2016-08-25T21:30

有點…濕了…眼角

By Anonymous
at 2016-08-30T05:25

拍拍rip

By Annie
at 2016-09-03T12:20

有洋蔥QQ原po拍拍咪咪能遇到你真好

By Caitlin
at 2016-09-07T23:51

QwQ

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-12T08:28

QAQ

By Frederic
at 2016-09-16T12:25

幹你害我這麼認真看完發現眼淚噴出來

By Quanna
at 2016-09-20T02:14

幹大哭

By David
at 2016-09-23T16:36

QAQ

By Connor
at 2016-09-25T21:39

QAQ

By Brianna
at 2016-09-28T07:06

RIP

By Yuri
at 2016-10-03T04:57

拍拍....

By Regina
at 2016-10-03T23:53

這要怒噓後勁太強馬上哭了

By Anthony
at 2016-10-06T05:15

洋蔥...再養一隻嘛...

By Hedy
at 2016-10-09T05:00

QAQ

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-10T23:23

By Delia
at 2016-10-12T18:56

上次才看你分享的貓屋說，嗚嗚

By Hardy
at 2016-10-16T15:58

By Ethan
at 2016-10-19T19:30

By Xanthe
at 2016-10-19T23:52

感覺想哭~

By Eden
at 2016-10-21T23:42

Q _ Q (偷推綠川市集

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-24T23:50

QAQ

By Eartha
at 2016-10-26T16:04

T_T有洋蔥…

By Leila
at 2016-10-31T10:28

By Megan
at 2016-11-02T08:34

By Zora
at 2016-11-07T03:47

QQ 臭咪咪害我哭了

By Hardy
at 2016-11-07T15:36

咪咪一定很愛你的，他去當天使前還特地在等你跟他再見…
原po節哀

By Vanessa
at 2016-11-10T21:57

是放養嗎？

By Selena
at 2016-11-13T23:54

好洋蔥...不過真的好緣份覺得酸酸的

By Donna
at 2016-11-16T09:08

好多洋蔥qq

By Wallis
at 2016-11-20T13:46

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-11-22T20:34

經歷過一樣的事，明白你的心情，咪咪有你很幸福：）

By Ina
at 2016-11-26T15:21

居然是洋蔥

By Olga
at 2016-11-28T13:39

看到最後哭了Q_Q 迷密在天堂也會過得很好的

By Hedwig
at 2016-11-30T20:25

洋蔥QQ

By Zora
at 2016-12-02T15:24

QAQ

By Ophelia
at 2016-12-05T14:21

哭哭

By Charlie
at 2016-12-08T06:56

拍拍

By Robert
at 2016-12-08T18:17

偷渡洋蔥QAQ

By Selena
at 2016-12-13T06:52

By Hedda
at 2016-12-13T14:10

厚勁真強

By Belly
at 2016-12-15T16:52

Q口Q

By Gary
at 2016-12-17T15:23

大哭

By Edith
at 2016-12-21T19:48

放洋蔥不用錢O_Q迷密在天堂也要開心尿喔~

By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-25T07:34

怎麼會是這個結尾啦嗚嗚居然有洋蔥

By Isla
at 2016-12-27T07:10

可惡洋蔥很大一顆>_<

By Christine
at 2016-12-27T19:02

齁喲QQ

By Doris
at 2016-12-31T06:16

Q_Q

By Mary
at 2017-01-03T17:00

齁~~ 居然有大洋蔥....鼻酸...

By Ivy
at 2017-01-07T12:02

是喵喵靈異洋蔥QQ

By Caroline
at 2017-01-08T12:09

咪咪用尿臭味跟你告別，讓你忘不了……（我也淚崩了…）

By Connor
at 2017-01-09T09:09

有洋蔥

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-01-13T18:22

怎麼是這個結局....

By Freda
at 2017-01-16T12:25

QQQQQQ

By Jacob
at 2017-01-18T10:09

幹想說睡前溫馨一下居然讓我哭出來

By Tom
at 2017-01-21T15:53

By Mary
at 2017-01-24T06:22

拍拍，謝謝你愛過這個孩子:)

By Michael
at 2017-01-25T22:19

拍拍別哭咪咪跟你在一起的時光很開心

By Jake
at 2017-01-29T10:19

好難過

By Lucy
at 2017-01-29T20:09

好孩子，一路好走，令人感傷又感動T__T

By Heather
at 2017-01-30T10:32

有洋蔥

By George
at 2017-01-30T20:13

幹嘛啦
前面都不先提醒有洋蔥Q __Q

By Joe
at 2017-02-01T13:09

有洋蔥QQ好難過根本不能想像主子離開我的那天QQ

By Catherine
at 2017-02-02T11:54

超級大洋蔥...

By Selena
at 2017-02-04T05:19

QQ 之前八卦版有篇也是這種想噓的標題點進去也是貓洋蔥文

By Emma
at 2017-02-04T16:21

我們家大爺也剛走，看到文章又想起他了嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

By Olga
at 2017-02-07T14:04

推洋蔥 100推

By Poppy
at 2017-02-08T16:23

幹po什麼洋蔥

By Ethan
at 2017-02-09T20:09

嗚嗚嗚嗚

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-02-14T19:42

洋蔥好大一顆

By Robert
at 2017-02-17T10:46

QQ洋蔥

By Brianna
at 2017-02-21T15:36

你怎麼可以偷放洋蔥啦QQ

By Noah
at 2017-02-25T13:28

QQQQQQQQ

By Elma
at 2017-02-26T05:44

討厭洋蔥文沒示警

By Ursula
at 2017-03-01T06:36

By Megan
at 2017-03-06T06:18

（哭超慘）嗚

By Franklin
at 2017-03-06T11:35

天哪我在辦公室哭囧

By Ivy
at 2017-03-08T04:41

拍拍，他遇到你後應該很幸福

By Elizabeth
at 2017-03-10T21:13

被洋蔥埋伏了啦(哭)他遇到你一定覺得很幸福～

By Odelette
at 2017-03-12T17:46

哭死了

By Gilbert
at 2017-03-16T17:38

拍拍…

By Erin
at 2017-03-20T11:13

QQ 超難過的，謝謝你的愛迷密很幸福

By Una
at 2017-03-20T23:08

上班上到一半被洋蔥薰到是哪招拉>"<

By Victoria
at 2017-03-24T15:01

By Agatha
at 2017-03-29T11:41

他一定很幸福

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-03-31T06:04

看到眼眶紅…謝謝你給牠短暫但幸福的貓生

By Emily
at 2017-03-31T17:05

拍拍Q_Q

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-04-02T22:03

By Delia
at 2017-04-05T11:37

拍別難過我曾經也覺得再也不養貓了但緣份太難說了

By William
at 2017-04-07T13:11

QAQ

By Emily
at 2017-04-07T19:05

By Andy
at 2017-04-08T18:32

Q_Q 只有真愛才會這麼令人痛苦

By Hedwig
at 2017-04-12T09:20

大胃痛怒噓QQ

By Hedwig
at 2017-04-15T21:15

嗚嗚...

By Una
at 2017-04-19T23:11

靠～～～～洋蔥啊拍拍

By Leila
at 2017-04-22T01:55

好主人QAQ

By Gilbert
at 2017-04-26T03:51

洋蔥

By Frederic
at 2017-04-26T08:26

有洋蔥 @.@

By Wallis
at 2017-04-29T10:08

靠，在LA一大早看這個，還在床上邊看邊哭~~~

By Isabella
at 2017-04-29T23:57

咪咪ㄧ路好走QQQQQ

By Liam
at 2017-05-04T00:58

拍拍

By Anonymous
at 2017-05-04T16:53

我怎麼就眼眶泛淚了

By Charlie
at 2017-05-06T00:00

QQ傷心

壞咪 - 貓

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