媽媽在家中解印 - 鳥

By Daniel
at 2015-09-19T21:10

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1L-_pJpx ]

作者: catbeer2000 () 看板: joke
標題: [kuso] 媽媽在家中解印
時間: Fri Sep 18 20:00:17 2015

家裡養了3隻鸚鵡,每次放出來讓牠們飛那3隻都捨不得回籠子
所以要趕回籠子是件大工程
有一隻比較小隻的鸚鵡很愛停在肩膀上
可是只要手一靠近,牠就會飛走
所以媽媽就把籠子打開,肩膀壓低想要直接讓牠進去
在趕小鳥的同時,呈現了這個動作
http://imgur.com/qZCrmOa

(好像在解什麼結界似的XDDD)
於是好心的朋友幫忙加上了背景...
http://imgur.com/H03fbzv

補個小鳥照片
阿部很親人，但要他進籠子會要牠的命
http://i.imgur.com/wyoA44c.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ng0Ubz8.jpg

小乖是3隻裡面最大的，流氓一個很愛噴屎
http://i.imgur.com/cpFTPAK.jpg

Qber很膽小，只讓媽媽碰這次的主角
http://i.imgur.com/4B7SlM8.jpg

後續...
媽媽看到這些圖,她笑到有點不可自拔XDDD
還說把我跟柯P合在一起這樣會爆紅www
謝謝大家的作品,媽媽很開心哈哈
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Tags: 鳥鸚鵡

All Comments

By Lydia
at 2015-09-22T23:51

靠腰XDDDD

By Mia
at 2015-09-25T07:03

靠XD

By Candice
at 2015-09-26T20:59

這個能力是異次元空間嗎XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-29T10:07

右手很適合PS一把反握的忍刀上去

By Andrew
at 2015-09-30T03:46

XDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2015-10-04T15:28

感覺會爆

By Connor
at 2015-10-06T22:57

媽媽表示:.....

By Harry
at 2015-10-11T21:01

這樣嗎? http://imgur.com/1C4bn32

By Jake
at 2015-10-15T12:11

哈哈哈哈佛

By Enid
at 2015-10-19T08:47

怎麼變成信長(獵人)了

By Jacky
at 2015-10-24T02:22

為什麼是庫洛魔法使啦

By Andrew
at 2015-10-27T01:18

改圖文的味道

By Annie
at 2015-10-30T14:26

先來卡個位

By Charlie
at 2015-11-03T21:55

帥

By Faithe
at 2015-11-08T14:00

XDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2015-11-10T03:31

媽我在這

By Annie
at 2015-11-14T05:14

到底哦xD

By Jake
at 2015-11-15T03:07

帥

By Charlie
at 2015-11-17T10:19

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Oscar
at 2015-11-17T23:57

By Selena
at 2015-11-22T15:36

By John
at 2015-11-24T04:07

By Joseph
at 2015-11-28T13:04

哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-29T18:23

是在帥什麼啦

By Elma
at 2015-12-04T11:39

其實這是國土練成陣大家別搞錯了

By Frederica
at 2015-12-07T13:14

http://i.imgur.com/4Nur16T.jpg 想到之前板上這張圖XD

By Ula
at 2015-12-10T19:37

有帥有推

By Rosalind
at 2015-12-14T05:56

樓樓上那張圖的臘腸狗好可愛XDD 原PO媽媽也很有趣

By Iris
at 2015-12-19T05:26

有帥到喔

By Lucy
at 2015-12-20T12:02

好好笑XDD

By Hardy
at 2015-12-23T20:33

這陣型是庫洛魔法使啦XDD

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-28T02:00

XDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2015-12-29T17:55

會爆

By Ursula
at 2015-12-31T11:23

媽我在這

By Ursula
at 2016-01-01T03:47

XDDD

By Puput
at 2016-01-04T14:20

家裡有養鳥，真的會有這姿勢出現XDD

By Enid
at 2016-01-08T16:51

哈哈哈好帥

By Hardy
at 2016-01-13T08:47

本日最好笑

By Necoo
at 2016-01-14T15:48

http://imgur.com/8AG0Esx 人體練成~

By Mason
at 2016-01-15T19:07

靠腰我嗅到改圖的味道了

By Charlie
at 2016-01-20T08:59

鸚鵡圖片呢?

By Hedda
at 2016-01-25T01:40

靠么 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD (卡位

By Dora
at 2016-01-26T05:39

推supatea大XDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-29T23:43

沒有錯媽我在這

By Jack
at 2016-02-02T16:45

媽我在這

By Selena
at 2016-02-03T19:51

封印解除

By Wallis
at 2016-02-08T06:59

通靈之術

By Zora
at 2016-02-12T01:06

哈哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2016-02-13T08:58

來個打撞球的吧

By Regina
at 2016-02-17T16:24

霸氣！！！

By Hamiltion
at 2016-02-21T09:36

斷開

By Jessica
at 2016-02-22T11:54

XDDD

By Kelly
at 2016-02-26T23:06

媽媽好帥氣

By Isla
at 2016-02-28T14:55

居然沒人想到通靈之術嗎? 我第一是想到這個耶XD

By Selena
at 2016-03-02T14:40

XDD

By Annie
at 2016-03-02T17:52

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-03-03T15:07

信長：圓！敢離開這個房間，就斬了你們。

By Robert
at 2016-03-04T10:39

http://imgur.com/7CypRH1 通靈之術是吧

By Enid
at 2016-03-06T05:43

媽媽霸氣側漏啊XDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2016-03-10T18:37

=v=

By Valerie
at 2016-03-15T10:03

XDDDDD
通靈之術!

By Edwina
at 2016-03-17T17:03

吸蜜真的很會亂噴 XD

By Edith
at 2016-03-21T07:15

http://imgur.com/m6K9vJf 通靈之術

By Kyle
at 2016-03-25T14:01

By Jacky
at 2016-03-26T10:58

在街上噴笑XDDDD

By Faithe
at 2016-03-31T01:46

超好笑

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-02T02:16

By Andy
at 2016-04-06T01:14

之前的 http://imgur.com/7qgwSNA
http://imgur.com/JyayqCm

By Hedy
at 2016-04-06T04:16

笑死

By Hedwig
at 2016-04-08T09:34

我以為是跳佛舞的圖XD

By Victoria
at 2016-04-10T15:22

推

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-11T13:17

媽媽有點帥啊 XD

By Daniel
at 2016-04-14T23:53

剩聞太好笑了

By Caroline
at 2016-04-16T02:00

威猛

By George
at 2016-04-19T22:16

這圖片p 的好有才xD

By Enid
at 2016-04-20T22:59

XDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-04-21T22:12

XDD 媽媽跟鳥兒都好可愛推推

By Agatha
at 2016-04-24T01:16

看到小乖就讓我想起巴哥 QQ

By Ina
at 2016-04-27T14:46

哈哈哈哈

By Annie
at 2016-04-28T22:53

太靠夭了XD

By Emma
at 2016-05-02T17:15

被玩壞了啦XDDD

By Caitlin
at 2016-05-03T06:53

原來是火影忍者阿，我還以為是解印的媽媽呢

By Ina
at 2016-05-04T23:44

http://i.imgur.com/JtC4L68.jpg

By Regina
at 2016-05-06T12:53

幹笑死我了

By Gilbert
at 2016-05-09T00:30

靠杯，潛龍諜影是哪招啦

By Emma
at 2016-05-12T05:45

妳媽跟我好像

By Caitlin
at 2016-05-14T14:25

把這篇留言拿給你媽媽看不知道會有什麼反應

By Ethan
at 2016-05-17T04:13

http://i.imgur.com/eSOdeGi.jpg

By Ethan
at 2016-05-17T17:06

樓上猛

By Erin
at 2016-05-18T23:59

哈哈樓上

By Freda
at 2016-05-21T02:24

好素材

By Rae
at 2016-05-22T14:31

尻要

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-24T12:28

太有才了

By Poppy
at 2016-05-25T17:22

改圖都好猛XDDD

By Tracy
at 2016-05-30T06:55

看不出要打mase還是跳球了

By Jacob
at 2016-06-03T06:24

潛龍諜影XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-06-07T13:51

有厲害到

By Enid
at 2016-06-11T07:21

超強推文

By Gilbert
at 2016-06-15T03:48

這推文…

By Heather
at 2016-06-16T05:41

連潛龍諜影也出現了XD

By Joe
at 2016-06-19T12:37

今天在路上碰到有人帶一隻超大的鸚鵡身體是亮藍色

By Cara
at 2016-06-20T22:17

MGS那張XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-22T18:13

肚子是白色還有一個百寶口袋！不過他翅膀是兩個球
...

By Leila
at 2016-06-26T03:28

哈哈哈哈撞球太神啦

By Charlotte
at 2016-06-30T12:30

我家的吸蜜也超愛噴屎XDD

By Kristin
at 2016-07-02T05:05

半夜笑成狗拉

By Quintina
at 2016-07-02T13:00

笑噴

By Donna
at 2016-07-06T05:54

XDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-07-10T04:53

撞球犯規了拉XDDD

By Steve
at 2016-07-14T10:59

大推潛龍諜影啊～哈哈

By Elma
at 2016-07-18T05:26

100

By Frederic
at 2016-07-20T12:34

爆

By Olga
at 2016-07-21T04:19

XDDD

By Erin
at 2016-07-23T19:54

哈哈哈推

By Ingrid
at 2016-07-25T20:29

幹潛龍諜影太合了吧XDDD

By Annie
at 2016-07-30T08:23

這是52等變死騎啊XD

By William
at 2016-07-30T10:13

幹各種太好笑了啦我快瘋了

By Catherine
at 2016-07-31T12:59

XDDDD

By Eden
at 2016-08-03T03:18

XDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2016-08-06T09:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Robert
at 2016-08-08T02:37

撞球跟CS都好笑XD

By Caitlin
at 2016-08-11T13:25

太有才了各位，笑死，以前也養過太陽鳥，也很不喜歡回籠

By Enid
at 2016-08-14T22:29

潛龍諜影XDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2016-08-15T21:51

XDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2016-08-18T13:13

------想看神人P[科P敲桌敲到媽媽的手]動圖就更屌了------

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-23T10:15

卡位有機會上新聞嗎

By Adele
at 2016-08-25T19:36

XDDD 小鳥好可愛

By Edith
at 2016-08-26T07:53

真有才

By Franklin
at 2016-08-29T06:00

哈哈哈

By Dinah
at 2016-08-31T01:56

原po的鳥好可愛><

By Jessica
at 2016-09-04T04:37

解封XDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2016-09-07T02:41

撞球犯規外還挫桿了吧XD

By Candice
at 2016-09-10T23:18

改圖超厲害哈哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2016-09-13T08:22

XDDDDD

By Una
at 2016-09-16T18:16

倒過來P一個蜘蛛人

By Hedwig
at 2016-09-19T05:00

推撞球代表作RRR

By Queena
at 2016-09-22T07:35

推媽媽超帥XDD

By Erin
at 2016-09-23T11:21

好多人都好會改阿

By Kama
at 2016-09-23T21:49

鱷魚嗨

By Emma
at 2016-09-26T23:30

柯P敲媽媽來了~ http://i.imgur.com/TUsjhzB.gif

By Elvira
at 2016-09-30T05:18

推。但是九樓是在哈佛什麼啦哈哈哈哈

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-03T00:26

阿部被摸頭那張也太療癒了吧!!!>\\\<

By Lydia
at 2016-10-06T04:33

靠盃笑到我媽叫我不要吵

By Frederic
at 2016-10-09T03:13

XDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-10-11T06:15

猛

By Joe
at 2016-10-11T15:12

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2016-10-11T18:04

柯p那個我笑到無法自拔

By Lydia
at 2016-10-15T16:17

出來吧九尾

By Lily
at 2016-10-16T20:35

幹敲下去手紅掉超好笑

By Rosalind
at 2016-10-19T21:23

靠夭這篇一開始還好但推文改圖讓我笑瘋了

By Heather
at 2016-10-22T19:21

笑慘XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-10-23T09:18

改圖的人好厲害！！

By Lauren
at 2016-10-24T10:59

鋼鍊阿鋼鍊

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-29T05:56

真的猛

By Catherine
at 2016-10-30T16:21

媽媽帥氣滿點笑噴XD

By Ivy
at 2016-11-04T06:30

XDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2016-11-04T22:51

一堆超猛的圖xDD

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-09T15:45

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Puput
at 2016-11-14T15:21

推文好猛啊

By Lucy
at 2016-11-16T22:20

XDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-11-17T12:11

太可愛了這位馬麻

By Agatha
at 2016-11-19T08:00

真的是超好的素材圖媽媽辛苦了~:D

By Isabella
at 2016-11-20T03:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2016-11-22T16:48

笑慘！！

By Linda
at 2016-11-23T17:45

各種神人XDDDD

By Eartha
at 2016-11-24T21:34

卡位，笑噴

By Ingrid
at 2016-11-25T00:53

http://i.imgur.com/nHfhvXU.jpg

By Emily
at 2016-11-25T19:12

耍大牌

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-27T09:11

美式橄欖球合成完整度很高啊！真‧神人

By Queena
at 2016-11-30T20:33

太有才啦www

By Isla
at 2016-12-03T03:29

推

By Mia
at 2016-12-03T15:38

媽我在這

By Frederica
at 2016-12-03T19:33

快轉去REDDIT讓更多網友幫改圖阿XDD

By Steve
at 2016-12-08T02:45

很久沒看到這麼好笑的了

By Una
at 2016-12-10T05:36

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2016-12-11T22:46

捷運上看很痛苦啦xD

By Candice
at 2016-12-13T10:21

哈哈哈哈乾在客運完全無法大笑

By Odelette
at 2016-12-13T11:29

鳥奴無誤，惡搞圖也太好笑了！\⊙▽⊙/~by PTTNOW~

By Carol
at 2016-12-17T23:43

有笑有推wwwww

By Audriana
at 2016-12-21T10:31

靠!!!美式足球那個我還想說怎麼貼一張沒改的圖

By Dinah
at 2016-12-23T01:27

拿刀是怎樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2016-12-25T08:43

不過站在肩膀上便便不是看不到又很難清 ╮(′～‵〞)╭

By Tracy
at 2016-12-25T10:48

XDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-12-29T23:05

各種PS好強阿XD

By Edith
at 2017-01-01T16:11

哈哈哈哈各種惡搞好強XDXD

By Valerie
at 2017-01-03T17:38

靠妖媽的我快笑死惹

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-01-06T06:56

幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2017-01-08T01:12

在捷運上快笑屎惹XDDD

By Caroline
at 2017-01-12T12:07

笑到無法自拔XDDD

By Doris
at 2017-01-15T03:03

忍不住噴笑了

By Ivy
at 2017-01-16T07:50

幹為什麼大家要浪費才能XDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2017-01-21T06:09

完成度真高啊XDDDDD 鳥鳥也好可愛

By Ethan
at 2017-01-24T20:20

不要玩媽媽XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2017-01-26T01:38

必須推笑死

By Lucy
at 2017-01-28T11:15

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2017-01-29T18:34

太神啦！

By Olivia
at 2017-02-02T23:16

好想知道媽媽看到這些圖後的反應喔...

By William
at 2017-02-07T02:21

http://i.imgur.com/iw2ciTs.jpg

By David
at 2017-02-07T05:56

http://i.imgur.com/Fe7RS59.jpg

By Kumar
at 2017-02-08T23:58

改圖WWWWW

By Genevieve
at 2017-02-11T16:59

媽！我在這！

By Andy
at 2017-02-13T09:48

XDDDDD

By Rae
at 2017-02-16T15:30

patrickleeee的圖好猛啊XDDD 第一眼還看不出來

By William
at 2017-02-18T10:20

推鸚鵡跟推文中的改圖XDDD

By Joe
at 2017-02-18T20:04

這個不推真的不行ww

By Tom
at 2017-02-19T17:16

http://i.imgur.com/Gxy9Vvg.jpg

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-24T16:55

推

By Bennie
at 2017-02-28T01:38

媽媽為了趕鳥寶貝都使出這招了

虎皮鸚鵡(公)黃綠色一隻

By Heather
at 2015-09-19T20:34

要送養鳥種:虎皮鸚鵡(公鳥)黃綠色寶貝名字:嗨啾寶貝照片: https://goo.gl/Cr6vz0 (參考照片~很像) 地點:桃園市中壢區中原大學附近寶貝特徵:健康活潑沒有缺陷疾病、手養會上手靠近肩膀會自己跳上 ...

Re: 許願發P幣

By John
at 2015-09-19T18:57

這篇文的發文時間是民國98年11月中旬。 11月14號，是我跟拉拉相遇，成為家人的那一天。時間過得真快，一轉眼，五年多的時光就這麼過去了。留下的除了回憶，更多的是悲傷痛苦的眼淚。由於天生身體上的小缺陷，因為心疼牠，總是給牠更多的關愛。可愛的拉拉，天生下喙厚道，於是每隔一個月，我得小心翼翼的幫牠修剪 ...

綠頰小太陽/臺中

By Victoria
at 2015-09-19T18:14

臺中一中街附近拾獲腳環號碼TPExxx 健康暫時關籠照顧親人站內聯絡或者line:wachou80313 http://i.imgur.com/OBMUPLU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kjdoNsw.jpg 主人快出來啊~家裡已經有隻小霸王無法再增加了 ...

有隻斑鳩

By Bethany
at 2015-09-19T17:50

剛剛回家看到附近有隻斑鳩在地上坐著靠近他就飛走，但是飛不遠，撞到牆壁了長度約15Cm 我該先把他抓起來照顧嗎at at 還是說讓他天擇… ----- Sent from JPTT on my Samsung GT-I9300. -- ▼ ▲按這裡檢視圖片￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ - ...

田尾虎皮鸚鵡展

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-19T16:48

今天逛田尾公路花園看到路邊有旗幟上面寫著虎皮鸚鵡展但沒寫時間地點網路也查不到相關資訊想請教一下有版友知道詳細資訊嗎？謝謝 ----- Sent from JPTT on my HTC_D820u. - ...

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