握手是這樣教的嗎? - 狗

By Jack
at 2013-08-27T18:25

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1I71UUbo ]

作者: parline (副作用不明) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 握手是這樣教的嗎?
時間: Tue Aug 27 11:05:50 2013

角色介紹：

A.強者我爸爸

B.小柴犬

C.造景假狗聖伯納:來福 (命名完全來自於卡通小天使)

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暑假期間因為友人出國所以幫他照顧一隻小柴犬

牠除了吃飯、睡覺、玩童軍繩、滴口水

最厲害的技能就是聽坐下的指令

嗯，那來教牠握手好了！

我：握手(牽起牠的手)

柴：(啃啃啃啃啃)

我：握手(再度牽起牠的手)

柴：(啃啃啃啃啃啃啃啃啃啃啃)

我：.....................

滿手的口水澆熄了我炙熱的心

好吧，算了你還是當一隻快樂的笨狗吧ヾ(*′∀‵*)ノ

爸爸見到這副景象冷冷地說：以後還是讓專業的來吧。

我也不以為意，上樓看電視去了~

不久，樓下傳來我爸的斥責聲

想說奇怪他在罵誰啊...還夾帶著敲擊的聲音

下樓去查看.........

沒想到我爸正抓著來福的手說：握手！握手！這也不會啊？笨死了！

然後用手巴了好幾下來福的頭，造成很巨大的聲響

狂被巴的來福：(.........)

一旁觀看的小柴：(((〒皿〒)))

這時我爸一轉頭輕聲對著小柴說：來，握手^____________^

小柴：(〒皿〒)ㄏ (舉起手)

爸：好乖喔^___^ 很棒，摸摸~~~~~

這殺雞儆猴訓練法我第一次看到阿....

爸爸果然是專業

附上小柴真相：http://ppt.cc/Qx8Q

來福與小柴難兄難弟的合照：http://ppt.cc/0bZE
(來福脖子上掛的紅色的東西，是過年我媽給牠的紅包....)

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Tags: 狗柴犬

All Comments

By Hardy
at 2013-08-29T01:10

高手！！

By Edith
at 2013-08-31T03:26

XDDD

By Delia
at 2013-09-03T17:06

來福好慘 XDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2013-09-06T06:01

XDDD 假狗

By Zenobia
at 2013-09-09T21:34

來福不是被常威打跑了!

By Madame
at 2013-09-14T05:17

專業！

By Sarah
at 2013-09-15T16:07

推～厲害！！！這樣也能教XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2013-09-20T14:58

推爸爸專業哈哈哈

By Gary
at 2013-09-25T13:36

爸爸專業!

By Megan
at 2013-09-28T07:48

來福XD

By Iris
at 2013-10-02T11:52

難怪來福一整個臭臉(?

By Charlotte
at 2013-10-03T13:34

原po之父超強!!

By Jake
at 2013-10-07T18:07

XDDD

By Andrew
at 2013-10-11T00:18

完全強者XDDDDD

By Edith
at 2013-10-12T15:38

原來這是來福臭臉的原因（默）

By Freda
at 2013-10-15T15:18

超強耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2013-10-19T17:45

黑柴好可愛!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Annie
at 2013-10-23T11:34

專業訓練XDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2013-10-24T06:13

好恐怖啊XDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2013-10-26T05:08

爸爸太強了吧XDDD 有訓練師潛力哈哈

By Ida
at 2013-10-31T03:41

我家的馬爾濟斯連坐下都不會啊...

By Callum
at 2013-11-01T00:57

超強！！！！！！！！！

By Gilbert
at 2013-11-03T02:04

樓上趕快帶去給原po爸教！！

By Sarah
at 2013-11-05T16:15

不然來福借你好了，牠這一生只會坐下

By Andrew
at 2013-11-07T08:46

哈哈好可愛

By Megan
at 2013-11-12T06:59

常威真傳XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2013-11-15T00:25

太好笑了殺雞儆猴

By Hazel
at 2013-11-18T15:53

好好笑~~~老爸專業

By Doris
at 2013-11-21T21:04

圖書館一直憋笑很累啦！XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2013-11-24T05:09

太厲害啦~~~XDDD

By Faithe
at 2013-11-26T20:33

老爸專業XDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2013-11-30T19:26

好猛喔XDDDDD

By Enid
at 2013-12-01T01:16

強者XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2013-12-02T19:06

原PO小時候一定是乖寶寶-_-#

By Xanthe
at 2013-12-06T22:17

超強原PO爸

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-12-07T02:39

原po家的娃娃是不是跟來福一樣XD

By Zora
at 2013-12-11T23:32

XDDDDDD 老爸太強了~~~

By Rachel
at 2013-12-16T21:25

原來還有這招XD

By Jake
at 2013-12-20T10:47

來福哭哭

By Andrew
at 2013-12-21T12:27

專業XDDD

By Vanessa
at 2013-12-22T09:55

窩喔！柴犬超可愛！來福有點可憐OAO

By Yedda
at 2013-12-24T04:41

其實你爸是常威吧！！(指)

By Poppy
at 2013-12-24T12:33

好有畫面XDDD

By Odelette
at 2013-12-28T10:12

哈哈哈專業

By Faithe
at 2013-12-29T10:09

來福好可憐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2013-12-30T08:51

哈哈也太好笑了XD柴犬好可愛

By Elvira
at 2014-01-02T23:00

起厲害！

By Bennie
at 2014-01-04T09:05

常威打來福啊～～～ＸＤ

By Margaret
at 2014-01-05T07:53

來福好可憐喔XDD

By Olive
at 2014-01-08T08:48

來福表示:嗚...我真的不會啊...

By Rachel
at 2014-01-11T21:38

超專業下次試試看

By Emily
at 2014-01-11T23:26

哈哈哈太猛了！

By Daniel
at 2014-01-13T07:15

來福不是狗,喪彪才是狗,來福是寫詩少了幾個字的太監~

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-01-15T11:02

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2014-01-16T07:54

哈哈超強大的阿~ 這是殺雞儆猴來著的吧... ...

By Adele
at 2014-01-19T20:20

爸爸超專業啊XDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2014-01-21T07:42

有笑有給推XD

By Kumar
at 2014-01-25T15:01

來福是假的嗎

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-01-30T08:23

請問有給租萊福嗎XD

By Kumar
at 2014-02-02T07:09

原PO爸太強XDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2014-02-05T14:20

XDDDD

By Irma
at 2014-02-09T17:59

哈哈哈專業的

By Oscar
at 2014-02-14T13:53

小柴:我看到常威在打來福 XDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2014-02-17T06:37

原波畫的小柴舉手示意圖超可愛

By Anthony
at 2014-02-20T03:11

好聰明的黑柴XDD好可愛!!!

By Yuri
at 2014-02-22T04:07

可連的來福 XDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2014-02-25T04:58

來福是真的狗嗎？

By Charlie
at 2014-03-01T09:12

樓上原po一開始就有說來福是造景假狗了..XD

By Joe
at 2014-03-02T15:24

哈打來福的是常威XD

By Anonymous
at 2014-03-07T07:51

那個"ㄏ"用得太精準了，好好笑

By George
at 2014-03-10T07:52

嚇壞了

By Donna
at 2014-03-13T16:18

超專業的啦!! 而且小柴也很聰明耶XDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2014-03-15T15:33

超好笑,果然是專業的

By Sandy
at 2014-03-17T04:47

來福好像真的喔XDDD

By Necoo
at 2014-03-21T05:53

難兄難弟合照超有喜感! 可愛~

By Ina
at 2014-03-24T20:19

你爸是常威齁.....我看到常威在打來福...

By Necoo
at 2014-03-25T03:15

超厲害哈哈哈XDD

By Frederic
at 2014-03-27T06:15

爸爸超強XDDDD

By Isabella
at 2014-03-27T16:50

好好笑XD

By Hedy
at 2014-03-30T11:13

爸爸專業～～XDDD

By Eden
at 2014-04-03T04:10

原po家裡是不是也有一些假嬰兒、假兒童雕像XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2014-04-07T09:27

街上看到有人門口擺一模一樣的來福雕像耶，超像真狗的！

By Dorothy
at 2014-04-11T19:00

爸爸超專業XDDDD 原來來福是假狗看圖才發現不對勁XDD

By Kyle
at 2014-04-13T02:21

可憐的來福

By Ethan
at 2014-04-14T16:22

哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2014-04-15T12:53

他好會看鏡頭喔

By Yuri
at 2014-04-19T05:38

柴犬都比聖伯納大了!

By Kyle
at 2014-04-21T00:15

By Heather
at 2014-04-25T06:40

原po爸超猛wwwwwww然後小柴好可愛~

By Ursula
at 2014-04-29T20:58

XDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-05-01T11:42

小柴好識相XD

By Agnes
at 2014-05-02T10:28

好可愛!!!!!!!

By Connor
at 2014-05-05T14:46

狗狗是很聰明的XDD..怕挨打

By Dorothy
at 2014-05-08T21:28

筆記筆記!!!太神了 XD

By Joseph
at 2014-05-12T20:36

聰明爸不笨阿XDDDD

By Jack
at 2014-05-15T18:01

哈哈

By Megan
at 2014-05-16T00:50

你爸真的專業.柴犬很皮的,它故意不跟你握.被你爸看穿了

By Agnes
at 2014-05-17T05:52

小時後我爸媽也是這樣教我的...只是被揍的是我哥XD

By Delia
at 2014-05-19T12:29

XDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-05-19T23:19

大推不解釋阿哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-05-23T17:42

得分

By Quanna
at 2014-05-24T10:07

常威打來福！！

By Sarah
at 2014-05-28T18:45

爆

By Frederic
at 2014-05-29T02:45

XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-05-31T09:30

XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2014-06-02T23:50

專業教育家~高手!!!

By Sarah
at 2014-06-07T04:07

太妙了XDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-06-11T20:35

好可憐的來福T_T

By Zora
at 2014-06-14T13:58

那個舉手太可愛了啦~~

By Hedwig
at 2014-06-15T06:52

可愛推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-06-16T10:40

太專業了XDDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2014-06-21T04:47

狗好可愛!!!!

By Steve
at 2014-06-21T11:23

好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2014-06-24T03:36

來福：好痛

By Liam
at 2014-06-25T12:49

好有畫面原PO爸太強了

By Leila
at 2014-06-26T10:01

喝李嗨

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-06-27T20:00

XD.....真是高手!!!

By Ingrid
at 2014-06-30T09:32

原po 握手((左手蓄勢待發準備要巴

By Una
at 2014-07-05T05:38

原來來福是假的XDDD 看起來超像真的狗XDD你爸好專業XDD

By Vanessa
at 2014-07-09T16:34

專業阿XDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2014-07-13T01:52

幹原PO害我在辦公室憋不住XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2014-07-15T17:40

你爸叫常威?

By Donna
at 2014-07-16T20:32

借轉狗版

By Ingrid
at 2014-07-21T05:00

小柴超可愛的~>//<

By Hedwig
at 2014-07-25T08:45

爸爸太好笑了哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2014-07-27T15:42

難怪來福一臉囧樣XDDD

By Carol
at 2014-07-28T15:08

爸爸好好笑喔!

By Isabella
at 2014-07-28T16:47

真是高手

By Charlie
at 2014-07-31T18:48

好強......來福秀秀XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2014-08-02T12:10

爸爸好強XDDDDD我家笨狗也是教不會握手ˊˋ看來要請高手
出馬

By Mason
at 2014-08-07T01:07

原PO老爸超強！敬佩

By Bethany
at 2014-08-07T23:36

好厲害，來福那裡買

握手是這樣教的嗎? - 狗

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