星媽夢碎記 - 狗
By Erin
at 2018-03-27T16:53
at 2018-03-27T16:53
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手機排版傷眼請見諒
說故事前，先曬柚美眉公主照
https://i.imgur.com/McioimM.jpg
外表秀麗的柚美眉其實是個不折不扣的小皮蛋，為了維持美眉明星般的形象，星媽兼經紀
人（幻想中）三不五時都會親自幫小公主明星沐浴修剪，結果柚美眉還沒被星探挖掘，星
媽的手已經發炎抬不起來了。
無奈之餘只能帶美眉出去洗澎澎，美容師大讚柚美眉漂亮、乖巧，誇得星媽都飄飄然了起
來，終於還是同意大美容了！飄歸飄，星媽還是沒有忘記經紀人的任務，千叮嚀萬交代不
要剪頭毛，修整齊就好......哇啦哇啦交代一堆，美容師只說了：西高地的造型嘛！我知
道
啦！
幾個小時後..................
https://i.imgur.com/MHPHAiy.jpg
您哪位啊！說好的明星公主小女生呢？我眼睛的業障嗎？蝙蝠耳！老鼠尾！是誰啊啊啊啊
啊啊！這種還要穿羽絨衣的三月天，毛勒？這...這......這.........星媽崩潰了......
各位客官，西高地造型應該是這樣嗎？
我暈.........
https://i.imgur.com/pnlfBQY.jpg
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說故事前，先曬柚美眉公主照
https://i.imgur.com/McioimM.jpg
外表秀麗的柚美眉其實是個不折不扣的小皮蛋，為了維持美眉明星般的形象，星媽兼經紀
人（幻想中）三不五時都會親自幫小公主明星沐浴修剪，結果柚美眉還沒被星探挖掘，星
媽的手已經發炎抬不起來了。
無奈之餘只能帶美眉出去洗澎澎，美容師大讚柚美眉漂亮、乖巧，誇得星媽都飄飄然了起
來，終於還是同意大美容了！飄歸飄，星媽還是沒有忘記經紀人的任務，千叮嚀萬交代不
要剪頭毛，修整齊就好......哇啦哇啦交代一堆，美容師只說了：西高地的造型嘛！我知
道
啦！
幾個小時後..................
https://i.imgur.com/MHPHAiy.jpg
您哪位啊！說好的明星公主小女生呢？我眼睛的業障嗎？蝙蝠耳！老鼠尾！是誰啊啊啊啊
啊啊！這種還要穿羽絨衣的三月天，毛勒？這...這......這.........星媽崩潰了......
各位客官，西高地造型應該是這樣嗎？
我暈.........
https://i.imgur.com/pnlfBQY.jpg
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