求救,小綠戳鼻孔 囧 - 鳥
By Mia
at 2013-06-26T09:09
at 2013-06-26T09:09
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本來很不想發這篇,但就在剛剛,
我家小綠硬把我一根鼻毛給扯了下來...|||
我受不鳥了啊!!!!!!!!!!!!
從前兩三天開始,這小子開始有了些令我想捏死他的舉動 -
1.轉頭看我 > 眼睛發光 > 振翅 > 撲向嘴唇 > 然後戳鼻孔
2.同 上 > 同 上 > 同上 > 飛到肩膀 > 撲到耳朵上 > 戳耳朵
沒穿衣服的時候還包括戳肚臍。
(;─_-)....................
嘎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(崩潰
拔下來沒幾分鐘就會繼續暴走撲上來,而且他不攻擊我媽只攻擊我啊!為什麼!?
這隻從公司救回來一手奶大的小可愛儼然已經進化成邪惡的外星攻擊兵器,
我現在必須每分每秒注意他的動作,包括在打這篇求救文的時候,
打LOL的時候感覺更強烈,瘋狂踩鍵盤就罷了,加上上述動作,
他簡直就是敵隊的第六個英雄。
請問....
有什麼方法可以阻止這毛小孩上述的舉動呢..||||
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我家小綠硬把我一根鼻毛給扯了下來...|||
我受不鳥了啊!!!!!!!!!!!!
從前兩三天開始,這小子開始有了些令我想捏死他的舉動 -
1.轉頭看我 > 眼睛發光 > 振翅 > 撲向嘴唇 > 然後戳鼻孔
2.同 上 > 同 上 > 同上 > 飛到肩膀 > 撲到耳朵上 > 戳耳朵
沒穿衣服的時候還包括戳肚臍。
(;─_-)....................
嘎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(崩潰
拔下來沒幾分鐘就會繼續暴走撲上來,而且他不攻擊我媽只攻擊我啊!為什麼!?
這隻從公司救回來一手奶大的小可愛儼然已經進化成邪惡的外星攻擊兵器,
我現在必須每分每秒注意他的動作,包括在打這篇求救文的時候,
打LOL的時候感覺更強烈,瘋狂踩鍵盤就罷了,加上上述動作,
他簡直就是敵隊的第六個英雄。
請問....
有什麼方法可以阻止這毛小孩上述的舉動呢..||||
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