為什麼把她帶出來? - 狗
By Joe
at 2012-09-02T18:22
at 2012-09-02T18:22
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這個周末趁著天氣好，帶我家兩犬迎風蹓蹓，
然後遇到一個臘腸主人，
因為我家兩犬一直圍在那張休息椅，
所以就乾脆跟臘腸主人聊起來，
一開始聊她第一次來迷路啦真不好找之類的，
後來臘腸主人話鋒一轉開始問
臘腸主人：你家狗狗都公的嗎?
POISONING：對啊！兩個小男孩!
臘腸主人：我看她們對他都沒什麼興趣耶...
POISONING：因為他已經被我喀擦啦(指著老大)
然後另外一隻還小，蛋蛋還沒有掉下來....
臘腸主人：喔~~是喔
(這時候我心裡有點不好的預感)
POISONING：喔~~所以他現在該不會是....
臘腸主人：對啊~他現在發情
一瞬間我被雷了，有點傻眼...
臘腸主人：所以我把他鍊著，
而且剛剛紅貴賓(還是說馬爾我忘記了)一直想騎她
這時場面有點冷場，因為我不知道該怎麼回答她....
然後臘腸主人又說：其實我今天來就是想要，
看看有沒有跟我們一樣的公狗...
後來我就抄起我家狗狗往別的角落出發了...
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發情中的母狗不是會讓公狗過度興奮嗎?
這樣應該不適合帶到那麼開放的狗狗聚會場所吧...
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養了兩匹小可愛以後，已經不知道是第幾次被問到配種問題，
(蹓狗遇到的大叔太太都會問)
是該自傲我家小犬太可愛了嗎?
附上真相：大傻 http://ppt.cc/Ls70
二傻 http://ppt.cc/Qilk
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無名 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/poison1986
新浪 http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1805552552
臭屁M先生，傲嬌R小姐，外加一匹躁動忠犬B......
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