[無言] 鳥語 - 鳥

By Lucy
at 2010-06-22T04:38

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1C7ugecE ]

作者: midding (烏魚胗的娘) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 鳥語
時間: Mon Jun 21 23:52:06 2010

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我家有一隻很會講話的鳥

最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜

我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)

鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?

我說:鄭鴨鴨過來!

鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?

我說:放飼料啦!

鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!

鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~

我媽:幹嘛?

鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!

我媽:幹嘛?

鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?

(我媽不理牠)

鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你.......快點啦!

前年在幫阿公賣柳丁時.....
鄭鴨鴨:一斤七塊!

(客人在挑柳丁ing)

鄭鴨鴨:你快點好某?

(客人結帳完)
鄭鴨鴨 :謝謝喔!

(主人:真現實~~)

某天在幫牠放飼料時
手不小心靠牠太近
冷不防的被牠咬了一口

我:ㄚ~~~~~~~(慘叫)
鄭鴨鴨:A痛ㄋㄟ

(靠!!是誰會痛??!!!)

以下是牠的影片

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5L1qtCCw0&feature=player_embedded#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiL_yCeeKVc&feature=related

Tags: 鳥

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By Kelly
at 2010-06-24T09:53

朋友家的鸚鵡：幹，我會說話喔

By Yedda
at 2010-06-26T09:06

很可愛

By Emma
at 2010-06-27T02:22

我家的灰鸚一歲多還不講話

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-06-28T20:45

聽到他咳嗽我笑了XD

By Hedwig
at 2010-06-29T10:25

XDDD 很好笑

By Bennie
at 2010-07-01T16:57

好猛＠＠

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-07-04T09:19

好好笑大推

By Joe
at 2010-07-07T15:59

很奇妙啊....

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-07-12T02:48

可愛！！！我也想養一隻ＸＤＤＤＤ

By Rebecca
at 2010-07-14T03:19

好可愛的鸚鵡XD

By Zanna
at 2010-07-18T15:32

好多話~好好笑喔~

By Erin
at 2010-07-23T04:38

原ＰＯ正妹XD

By Connor
at 2010-07-26T17:35

很聰明耶會對談

By Jack
at 2010-07-27T06:43

原PO一定常叫他過來~"~

By Isabella
at 2010-07-30T23:21

他一定是煉金失敗品...是原PO妹妹跟路上麻雀 Orz

By Carol
at 2010-07-31T03:48

好可愛喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Vanessa
at 2010-07-31T16:21

超可愛耶~台灣國語XD

By John
at 2010-08-02T07:16

發音真標準

By Vanessa
at 2010-08-06T18:05

好強喔!!

By John
at 2010-08-07T11:43

台語好強 XD

By Freda
at 2010-08-11T09:54

太太太可愛了啦台灣國語真的很好笑

By Doris
at 2010-08-14T03:45

咦怎麼沒PO到鳥版XDD

By Sandy
at 2010-08-15T11:48

可愛

By Christine
at 2010-08-19T03:21

阿不可以....不可以..A痛阿...不可以.........

By Oliver
at 2010-08-20T08:20

超好笑的XDDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2010-08-21T00:44

XDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2010-08-24T10:08

你去*啦去*啦你 XD

By Xanthe
at 2010-08-26T19:22

第一段影片前面看字幕看得很害羞?@@

By Iris
at 2010-08-30T08:04

好可愛喔！！！！！！！！！！

By Emma
at 2010-08-31T09:55

版上什麼時候多這麼多隻鸚鵡XDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2010-08-31T18:53

啊我之前看過第一集耶看到新影片真開心^^

By Kelly
at 2010-09-05T12:15

好可愛啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Kumar
at 2010-09-10T06:06

被你的那個闖紅燈影片嚇到...好震撼..

By Dinah
at 2010-09-10T12:10

XDDDDD好可愛

By Ida
at 2010-09-11T21:52

太可愛了! 養他太有樂趣XD

By Anonymous
at 2010-09-13T18:50

他是吃人人果實的鸚鵡啦~~~

By Donna
at 2010-09-14T22:34

鴨鴨你都壞壞讓我笑翻了哈哈

By Brianna
at 2010-09-18T06:52

過來.不要停.不可以.會痛A..究竟是在什麼情況之下學會?

By Tom
at 2010-09-19T11:07

感覺原PO是正妹

By Liam
at 2010-09-20T22:44

超可愛的

By Joseph
at 2010-09-23T21:18

因為每次要放他出來時他都躊躇半天所以我就會一直叫他

By Iris
at 2010-09-26T15:39

我家也有一隻黃兜叫整天都不會累的= =

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-09-27T14:37

過來之前被咬時我就會說不可以ㄟ痛咧!

By Jack
at 2010-10-02T10:49

回walter大我沒教他不要停 ><"

By William
at 2010-10-05T18:56

超愛說話的啦好可愛哦~~~~~~

By Ophelia
at 2010-10-07T06:50

對話超A的鸚鵡XD

By Connor
at 2010-10-11T09:39

不可以..A痛阿... 合理懷疑原po給他看到奇怪的片

By Jake
at 2010-10-15T03:55

可以想像原po家平常的對話模式 XD (覺得原po是正妹+1

By Una
at 2010-10-15T17:55

不過看了讓我很想養一隻 >///< 好有趣~~

By Hardy
at 2010-10-17T16:02

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

By Faithe
at 2010-10-21T01:00

我是原PO的妹影片的人是我啦鳥也是我教的不過我不是正妹

By Xanthe
at 2010-10-21T05:37

好聰明XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2010-10-25T19:41

好可愛XDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2010-10-26T19:49

鴨鴨好可愛 >////////////<

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-10-31T06:55

超強XD

By Olivia
at 2010-11-01T12:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDD 也好可愛XDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2010-11-03T04:52

好可愛歐~~~而且好聰明歐!!

By Isla
at 2010-11-06T07:09

不是不要停~是快一點!!! XDDDD

By Heather
at 2010-11-07T05:39

不可以唷!A痛ㄋㄟ! >////<

By Liam
at 2010-11-11T13:35

太可愛了! 我也想養一隻啦XD

By Robert
at 2010-11-12T12:08

超可愛~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2010-11-16T02:14

超可愛XDDD

By John
at 2010-11-20T04:55

說真的要是他是學主人說話感覺也有點>////<的

By Quanna
at 2010-11-20T07:12

看來原PO講了不可以和痛好多次XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-11-23T17:28

太可愛了吧...超愛講話跟人玩的~

By Rae
at 2010-11-28T08:47

真可愛~~以前家裡有養一隻九官鳥還會叫我的名子耶 Q_Q

By Daniel
at 2010-11-28T10:01

有笑有推~

By Rae
at 2010-12-02T05:10

好可愛!!怎麼這麼會講話!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-12-05T01:59

超可愛XDD

By Freda
at 2010-12-08T14:21

記憶力真好,好多句子~

By Hazel
at 2010-12-13T08:43

也太應答如流了吧~好聰明唷!

By Brianna
at 2010-12-15T10:30

真聰明XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2010-12-16T15:37

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD 超可愛的!!!!!!!!!!

By Kama
at 2010-12-18T16:16

這應該發在聰明板!! ^︻^ 讚啦!!

By Ina
at 2010-12-21T09:19

好可愛耶~~~

By William
at 2010-12-23T20:15

超囉嗦XDD

By Adele
at 2010-12-26T23:17

一度讓我懷疑是不是對嘴 XDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2010-12-30T02:30

咳嗽怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2010-12-31T18:21

過來.不要停.不可以.會痛A..究竟是在什麼情況之下學會?

By Isla
at 2011-01-04T21:51

超可愛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2011-01-05T20:19

超可愛的鸚鵡，好好笑歐XD

By Ina
at 2011-01-10T03:01

超厲害還有各種口音XDDD

By Yuri
at 2011-01-13T15:43

抄超級可愛呀呀

By Odelette
at 2011-01-18T13:50

太好笑了吧 XDDDDDDDDD 好想養一隻喔~~超可愛的!!!!!!!

By Kyle
at 2011-01-22T00:41

咳嗽學的好像!!! 對嘴+1 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2011-01-26T22:04

我要原PO真相XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2011-01-30T20:33

找不到原PO真相有請神龍!~~

By Rebecca
at 2011-02-01T11:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNhUL1Djdg&feature

By Elizabeth
at 2011-02-02T07:35

好有趣喔...XD

By Irma
at 2011-02-05T10:38

OP 但還是推~~

By Charlotte
at 2011-02-06T06:09

寒假的時候我有去找過鴨鴨,他一臉認真看著我
然後叫了我一聲"媽~"..........

By Lauren
at 2011-02-06T20:42

他們家的大頭(塞內)超乖~任君摸到爽XD
另外一提,B大是正妹>/////<

By Sarah
at 2011-02-11T00:50

太可愛了！！台灣國語耶XDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2011-02-15T17:46

超喜歡鄭鴨鴨的啦~~多幫他拍些影片啦~~

By Tom
at 2011-02-19T08:41

被咳嗽逗的好樂！

By Christine
at 2011-02-20T22:50

推一個太讚了XDXD很標準的台灣國語XD

By Steve
at 2011-02-25T02:16

台灣國語好強大呀~~~~~~~~~

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