讓人又愛又恨的塞內加爾鸚鵡(內有分屍圖,請慎入) - 鸚鵡
By Rae
at 2011-09-18T16:09
at 2011-09-18T16:09
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我家泡芙是一隻很活潑也很膽小的女生
她雖然快三歲了,但許多脫序(過分活潑)的行為仍然和一年前無異
或許是因為我們家平常都太縱容她的原因吧!
在描述事件的慘案前
先來一張和平又可愛的照片(以下照片全都由手機照相紀錄)
泡芙曾是一級銷售員:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332605-2945610870.jpg
她也是愛吃蘋果的素食主義者:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332604-3991560599.jpg
吃飽了也會想睡覺:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332596-161109443.jpg
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332606-2885287189.jpg
但生命總是無常的...女人總是善變的
特別是我家泡芙...芙妹的個性真的變幻莫測
悲劇如何發生就不講了
我們只知道屍體長這樣:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332574-82602611.jpg
(符傲思的"魔法師"慘死於芙妹的利嘴,還好"蝴蝶春夢"沒受到摧殘)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332576-1170141800.jpg
材料力學習題詳解也死得很淒厲...
(大學時期我就是材力學得最差,當年沒把書啃好,後來換我家芙妹幫我啃)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332579-1963409525.jpg
料理東西軍表示:精彩的斷面秀!
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332581-1187314415.jpg
把"材料力學習題詳解"取出後,"屍塊"呈現高密度壓縮狀
(這種程度大概2~3小時就可以完成)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332583-3692381417.jpg
閻連科的"受活"也無法倖免、遭到芙妹的批鬥
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332598-4264306225.jpg
芥川龍之介表示:"羅生門"會被咬真的是一場羅生門
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332619-2571443999.jpg
檢察官取樣時,兇手回到案發現場
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332603-291037951.jpg
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332600-92419299.jpg
把書櫃玻璃門關上,兇手反而更肆無忌憚地凌虐這些書本的屍塊...
看到這些慘況...我真的很無言啊! >"<
為什麼塞內這麼愛咬咬咬呢?QAQ
她還愛咬任何人的臭襪子....洗過的她不咬,一定要沒洗的
不讓她咬她會生氣(但...真的不能咬啊!臭襪子不衛生呀!)
--
她雖然快三歲了,但許多脫序(過分活潑)的行為仍然和一年前無異
或許是因為我們家平常都太縱容她的原因吧!
在描述事件的慘案前
先來一張和平又可愛的照片(以下照片全都由手機照相紀錄)
泡芙曾是一級銷售員:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332605-2945610870.jpg
她也是愛吃蘋果的素食主義者:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332604-3991560599.jpg
吃飽了也會想睡覺:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332596-161109443.jpg
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332606-2885287189.jpg
但生命總是無常的...女人總是善變的
特別是我家泡芙...芙妹的個性真的變幻莫測
悲劇如何發生就不講了
我們只知道屍體長這樣:
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332574-82602611.jpg
(符傲思的"魔法師"慘死於芙妹的利嘴,還好"蝴蝶春夢"沒受到摧殘)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332576-1170141800.jpg
材料力學習題詳解也死得很淒厲...
(大學時期我就是材力學得最差,當年沒把書啃好,後來換我家芙妹幫我啃)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332579-1963409525.jpg
料理東西軍表示:精彩的斷面秀!
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332581-1187314415.jpg
把"材料力學習題詳解"取出後,"屍塊"呈現高密度壓縮狀
(這種程度大概2~3小時就可以完成)
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332583-3692381417.jpg
閻連科的"受活"也無法倖免、遭到芙妹的批鬥
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332598-4264306225.jpg
芥川龍之介表示:"羅生門"會被咬真的是一場羅生門
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332619-2571443999.jpg
檢察官取樣時,兇手回到案發現場
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332603-291037951.jpg
http://pic.pimg.tw/mimibao/1316332600-92419299.jpg
把書櫃玻璃門關上,兇手反而更肆無忌憚地凌虐這些書本的屍塊...
看到這些慘況...我真的很無言啊! >"<
為什麼塞內這麼愛咬咬咬呢?QAQ
她還愛咬任何人的臭襪子....洗過的她不咬,一定要沒洗的
不讓她咬她會生氣(但...真的不能咬啊!臭襪子不衛生呀!)
--
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