[閒聊] 我弟被咬了 - 龜

Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2009-11-30T02:53

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]

作者: whityhu (你今天被抓了嗎? by PTT) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 我弟被咬了
時間: Sun Nov 29 20:58:42 2009

我弟下午不知道是無聊還是怎樣

竟然把老二拿去玩烏龜

結果就被烏龜咬了一下

整個腫的跟牛肉丸一樣

剛剛去醫院急診

醫生擔心有沙門桿菌

還打了幾針

大家不要沒事用老二玩烏龜啊

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Tags: 龜

All Comments

Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-11-30T06:37
5樓請用膳
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2009-12-03T14:00
他玩的是忍者龜嗎...咖挖邦嘎!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2009-12-03T18:13
2F
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2009-12-08T05:48
這就是傳說中的龜頭含龜頭?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-12-08T13:42
你弟就是會用雞玩雞的那種嘛
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-12-12T03:28
好飽..
William avatar
By William
at 2009-12-14T10:02
撒挖迪咖
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2009-12-14T16:20
樓上是那隻烏龜？
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-12-18T08:10
忍者龜頭好痛
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-12-21T22:31
本是同根生
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-12-26T19:02
＿＿＿＿
▕⊙////＜▏ 老年滴腳盤
靠夭!恁 ▕▼▼ ▼▏
爸腳盤 ▕▲ ▲▲▏
大啦! ██
< ██＼ ︴
︴ ██▂
▉▌ ︰
▉▌ ︰
██◣…′ 囧＠,,,,
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-12-29T23:50
相姦何太急
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2009-12-31T16:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-01-01T12:00
烏龜這麼不挑阿
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-01-02T20:33
先承認你就是烏龜!!?
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-01-04T17:10
有沒有烏龜會吃同類的八卦!?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-01-08T05:57
剛看到標題 我就笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-01-13T05:16
本是同根生阿.....
George avatar
By George
at 2010-01-13T06:41
沒圖沒真相...請配上沾醬拍照上傳
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-01-16T00:55
你應該慶幸不市鱷龜 不然你就少一個弟弟多一個妹妹了
George avatar
By George
at 2010-01-20T14:29
你弟有甲甲傾向!?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-01-22T11:12
幹有笑有推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-01-22T19:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-01-23T15:07
幹我笑了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-01-24T22:52
宵夜文
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2010-01-26T08:19
會咬的應該是鱷龜....很有攻擊性，你弟是要比大小嘛?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-01-28T06:11
烏龜:好大的蚯蚓
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-02-01T19:09
有笑有推XDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-02-03T03:02
被鱷龜咬到我想可能斷掉了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-02-04T02:06
XDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-02-07T22:02
趕快去買個撒尿蝦阿
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-02-11T19:56
宵夜文
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2010-02-14T12:50
好像是抄別人的梗
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-02-16T09:06
郝劭文都上大學了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2010-02-20T04:57
等你好了一定要咬回來
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-02-20T20:56
哦
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-02-21T16:34
巴西烏龜也會亂咬阿@@ 我家的就會亂咬人
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-02-23T08:32
接吻
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-02-27T19:45
你別笑他 小心你晚上被他咬
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-03-04T17:32
白爛的代表...
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2010-03-09T05:38
這要去笨版吧
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-03-11T06:55
有笑有推 鋪吃
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2010-03-12T13:27
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-03-13T18:27
頭撞頭 必有一傷
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-03-14T16:02
烏龜 VS 龜頭
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-03-15T05:51
我大笑了！推推
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-03-19T00:54
人家猩猩都知道要用青蛙了！你弟居然用烏龜？！！！笨
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-03-21T10:05
超好笑 有推~
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-03-23T09:48
靠杯 那你全家人不就都知道...
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2010-03-26T17:14
人獸交的極限
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-03-27T12:58
幹 我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-04-01T09:24
打雷才會放開不是
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2010-04-02T05:38
還好不是被鱉咬
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-04-02T11:54
誇張
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-04-04T22:20
龜頭V.S龜頭 真假龜頭比一比 看來你弟輸了.....
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-04-07T12:04
你弟還敢講出來喔? 佩服
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-04-09T19:17
超靠杯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2010-04-10T00:54
哈哈
David avatar
By David
at 2010-04-10T13:09
一般巴西龜的攻擊性就很強了，會咬是很正常的
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-04-13T19:37
有笑有推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2010-04-14T21:00
還好不是被陸龜咬 不幸中的大幸
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-04-16T20:11
龜頭咬龜頭
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-04-20T19:25
相姦何太急
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2010-04-24T04:40
明天會不會出現新聞?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-04-26T23:04
兄弟鬩牆?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-04-27T04:54
想要被鱷龜咬咬看我可以出借 但是要PO影片檔XDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-04-28T03:14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-04-28T22:44
先承認你就是你弟
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-04-30T22:53
你弟被咬? 我看這標題就是你老二被咬不是嗎?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-05-01T22:50
借轉爬蟲板XD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2010-05-04T14:07
.......................
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2010-05-09T06:01
一點也不有趣...
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-05-14T03:30
有夠笨
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-05-15T01:47
無聊
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-05-17T13:36
豪洨
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-05-18T04:14
確定醫生不是打給精神病患的針嗎?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-05-19T01:39
還好不是鱷龜
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2010-05-23T11:15
話說有的時候洗澡會把陸龜放在洗手臺
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-05-23T15:02
照鏡子洗臉的時候老二要記得扶一下
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2010-05-26T15:05
還好不是箱龜....咬了又閉殼...
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2010-05-28T22:44
真北爛 哈哈
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-06-01T18:49
我比較想知道他弟的年紀或是龜的品種大小..

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at 2009-11-25T23:26
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