養鳥之後我變髒了 - 鳥
By Edwina
at 2010-01-07T09:46
at 2010-01-07T09:46
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昨晚要跳上床睡覺時, 嚇然發現我的床單上一堆白點
唉~ 自從今年家中鳥口爆增後, 我兩隻眼睛沒有辦法盯著在房間搞怪的六隻牡丹
只能做到盡量見一沱擦一沱!!
但有時較水的便便 沒辦法一次就擦起來, 總是會留下白白的痕跡
想說不會臭,就不管它了
總不可能天天洗床單吧~~
久了我也就習慣以大便為伍了~~
書櫃 衣櫃 書桌 課本裡
不知道藏了多少沒被發現的乾便便
但總不能叫我不放鳥吧~~
一直覺得擦鳥便是一種專業 一種技術
通常第一次沒擦好~ 下場是慘不忍睹的
凡擦過必留下痕跡
我想哪天版上可以來舉辦一次擦鳥屎比賽
看誰能將各種濃度的鳥屎擦的不留痕跡
結論:
一個習慣與大便為伍 連床單上有大便痕跡
卻還能睡的香甜的女人~~ 不衛生!
哈哈
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