鳥寶~是我們最好的傳家寶 - 鳥
By Edith
at 2012-04-25T15:11
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老爸說...好想養一隻中大型鸚鵡...
可以整天跟他作伴...比較不會無聊
他的夢想是: 灰鸚 or 金剛
保持理性,先別戰...請仔細看下去...
我:
老爸....拜託不要好嗎.....先撇開空間問題不談....
你知不知道大型鸚鵡可以活個90年阿.....
你知道養一隻會活上90年的鸚鵡是多恐怖的事情....
假設我們的後代..大約30歲生小孩,90歲掛掉好了.....
當你90歲掛掉時,
我55歲,
你孫子 25歲
鸚鵡29歲
當我90歲掛掉時,
你孫子 60歲
你曾孫 30歲
你曾曾孫 剛出生
鸚鵡64歲
當鸚鵡90歲掛掉時,
當你孫子86歲
你曾孫 56歲
你曾曾孫 26歲
從 你-孩子-孫子-曾孫-曾曾孫 ,
一隻鸚鵡, 養了5代....好恐怖阿....
5代人幫一隻鳥把屎把尿90年
那隻鸚鵡變成全家備份最高的人物了...
早上出門,晚上回家都要先請安了....
家裡有什麼事情都得找他討論討論....XD
我想養鳥...應該不是一輩子....
而是一整個家族的責任阿...(無奈)
我媽: 很特別的傳家寶阿....
(我:誰想要阿!!!)
有人想要這種傳家寶嗎??
五樓..你公跨賣~~!!!
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